This is Graeme, my technical guru.......
A font of all wisdom, able to leap NT servers in a single bound and now available on the NHS as infertility treatment.
Available for bar mitzvahs, parties, weddings and funerals, with a witty line for every occasion. Joe Pasquale impressions a specialty! (And he knows a song that'll get on your nerves.)
Book early to avoid disappointment!
Graeme's recently become a father. Click here for the first Baby Ellen homepage.
He's done it again! Click here for the Baby Charlotte homepage!
(Rumours that he is in fact trying to start a new race are untrue. Probably.)